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Christina | 21 | Maine| Taken as of 1.3.14 by my best friend| Straight

I post whatever I want.

paintdoktahwho:

11th doctor: haha…. got u good…. *dies*

me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry